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Joke of the week

 The golf game


It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.

Next up on the tee, Jesus hits a really long drive right towards the very same water hazard. His ball came to rest dead center of the pond, hovering just over the surface of the water. Jesus casually walks out onto the pond, and chips it up onto the green within a couple feet of the flagstick.

Not impressed, the third guy steps up to the tee without taking any time and just randomly whacks at the ball. Rightfully so, the ball is hit with a nasty hook that clears the left OB markers and goes over a fence into oncoming traffic. It bounces off a truck's windshield hitting a nearby tree, bounces onto the roof of the greenkeeper's shed, back out onto the fairway and towards the same pond that Moses and Jesus hit. Before it gets wet, the ball ricochets off a small rock and bounces onto a lily pad on over the water when a bullfrog jumped up and ate the ball. Right at that moment, a bald eagle swoops down and grabs the frog, flying away. As it flew over the green, the frog squeals with fright and drops the ball right next to the flagstick, taking one bounce and landing in the cup for an astounding hole in one.

In disgust, Moses then turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your Dad."

The lame comic

Found this while surfing through the net.. xp



swtness.. xp

Busted

The day was 18th of January..
The time was somewhere in between 2pm to 4 pm..
It was the day... of horror!!!!


Nah~ Just kidding~ XD


This is just one of the highlights for the day ler.. Which I find amusing.. xp For the SSZ's telematch cum team building... Dear Eunice came out with a very new and refreshing energizer called H20~


In this icebreaker, those who are considered "out" will have to perform their "punishment"..
Which is to....



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Do a cat walk~~ All the way until the end, then pose~
And they must do it in pairs~~ heterogeneous pair.. akaka..
A total of 10 of us.. Fell into the trap of JAMES KHOR!!! xp


First of all we have..
Mr. Eric and Ms Joye~~

The walk~
The hand flinging walk.. xp

The pose?
Posing for camera women Ms Andrea..


Following up with..
Mr Vincent and Ms Manda~

The walk~


The pose?
LA~ What is this la?? Tak sporting langsung...
Too bad he didn't know about this "camera" huh... akaka.. Busted!!


Next next next..
Mr Christopher and Ms Jin Shyan~

Another unsporting fella? What is happening to the guys these days?? *tsk tsk tsk* Busted no.2!!
You guys should be proud la.. All walking with leng luis ni~ Sweat ler..

Or maybe.. They're shy? haha.. laa.. Be a man~!!! XD


Then comes the next pair..
Mr Calvin and Ms Wei Wei~

The walk~


The pose?

And the last pair shall remain a mystery~~~ mwahhahaha...
Since no clear shots of the pair was taken... gaga..


And that's all for now.. Toodooles~~~

Coca-cola Baptism



Thousand apologies to Joshua's loss of tooth caused by a bunch of unintentional act of roughness. But bottomline, we had fun sabo-ing Rachel for a very fun time and I guess it's gonna be carried by her wherever she goes. Besides that, kinda fun washing cars with formal clothes because it looks hot especially for guyz... if you don't mind me saying that, girlz.

Weird Man

WARNING
!A Prophet From The Wilderness!
The Church of Later Saints
*There's no extra 'T' in the word 'Later'*
If you have found this man, take no further step to get near
He is officially dangerous and hazard to the living
You may find 'sigh' & wonders in him
Contact Youth Aflame if you find him wanders around Cheras

Any resemblance?






CJ7-7 Part 2

WARNING
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT MAY CAUSED NAUSEA AND POSSIBLE NIGHTMARE
FOR UNDER 18 VIEWERS PLEASE WATCH WITH PARENT'S GUIDANCE
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE NOT ADVISABLE TO WATCH








Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, let's continue our CJ7-7 adventure well sorry guyz & gurlz this is our last episode for the series. Tune in to our Youth Aflame HotSpot anytime and view for latest updates. So the adventure begins... ...


Candidate #9
CJ7-7 BiG Head
Wow! This CJ looks kinda different I think it's CJ kiddy time... even the tongue is GREEN! BIOHAZARD detected please somebody quarantined that... that... that THING!


To vote for CJ7-7 BiG Head sms
1-800-BH







Candidate #10
CJ7-7 Head
Hmm this is ok but there's a problem... there's no BODY! and no ANTENNA! That's so cruel of human being chopping off CJ's head... *SOB* *SOB*

To vote for CJ7-7 Head sms
1-800-Head








Candidate #11
CJ7-7 Furry Saddy
So cham the face, just look at that face it's so kesian. Man, the body is so small how to support the head! Look at that face people release that CJ by buying that doll!

To vote for CJ7-7 Furry Saddy sms
1-800-FS








Candidate #12
CJ7-7 Soldier Like
Is this a CJ Cyborg ready for war? It looks like it, maybe I should suggest it to EA Games: Red Alert 3-War of CJz
Cool!

To vote for CJ7-7 Soldier Like sms
1-800-SL









Candidate #13
CJ7-7's Chicken J
What have they done to you? A chicken little body and mouth with CJ head? What else could others think of man?!

To vote for CJ7-7's ChicJ
1-800-ChicJ









Candidate #14
CJ7-7 RJ
~Yo wazzup nigga, yo dawg. People welcome RANDY J, those of you who fascinate Randy Jackson one of the American Judge, here's your dawg!

To vote for CJ7-7 RJ
1-800-RJ









Candidate #15
CJ7-7 Wierd?
Erm, is this CJ guys? I think the photographer mistaken for another character? WHAT! It's CJ 7-7?!? What on earth... it has been abused with ribbons, long hands, long body with abnormal feet. Who created this?

To vote for CJ7-7 Wierd
1-800-wierd








*To Vote For Them Please Cast Your Votes At The Left Column "Vote For Your Favorite CJ7-7"*

CJ 7-7(ed)

WARNING
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT MAY CAUSED NAUSEA AND POSSIBLE NIGHTMARE
FOR UNDER 18 VIEWERS PLEASE WATCH WITH PARENT'S GUIDANCE
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE NOT ADVISABLE TO WATCH








Ladies & Gentlemen, if you're living in Cheras area have you not noticed the fantastic varieties of CJ7 dolls selling in shop lots and pasar malam stores?? Well, if you don't SHAME on you coz today we need your vote for CJ 7-7(ed) say it with me in Cantonese CJ 7-7 so ladies & gentlemen all we need is your vote...


Candidate #1
CJ7-7 Siblings
Reddy & Bluddy (pronounce as BLOODY)
Reddy said she was angry at Bluddy because Bluddy was rude so Bluddy got suffocated by Reddy, tat's y Bluddy was blue in colour(no O2) while Reddy got high blood pressure tat's y the face was red.


To vote for CJ7-7 Siblings sms
1-800-R&D






Candidate #2
CJ7-7 Big Mouth
Well this looks not bad & wat's the problem... look @ tat mouth wait a minute is tat a mouth or a nose? R u thinking wat I'm thinking?

To vote for CJ7-7 Big Mouth
1-800-BMouth










Candidate #3
CJ7-7 Cu-cumber body
tat's nothing wrong rite... errmm i guess they were out of idea i guess because behind it, it went for a surgery because it needs battery... wonder wat does it do??

To vote for CJ7-7 Cu-cumber body
1-800-CuBody









Candidate #4
CJ7-7 Vengeful Blood
It look so 'cham' man how could they do this to CJ7-7 and that string there makes it look like blood flowing out... o my goodness wat r they teaching out there?!?

To vote for CJ7-7 Vengeful Blood
1-800-VB









Candidate #5
CJ7-7's Wife
Erm I don't remember seeing CJ7-7 having a wife coming down with the spaceship maybe somehow it juz got lost in the middle of nowhere... mayb the director forgotten about it anyways CJ7-7 do need a wife to multiply rite...? ok accepted!

To vote for CJ7-7's Wife
1-800-Wife







Candidate #6
CJ7-7 Amigo
Welcome 'sami roche amigo' he's a mexican for his mustache is ticker den the french and it looks more stronger den the italian spaghetti. With its stunning eyes I guess you are Mexican Alienz

To vote for CJ7-7 Amigo
1-800-Amigo








Candidate #7
CJ7-7 Supermodel
Everybody give it up to CJ7-7 Supermodel, with its curvy shape eyes and stunning lips tat's our supermodel! way to go CJ7-7 Supermodel

To vote for CJ7-7 Supermodel
1-800-Supermodel








*To Vote For Them Please Cast Your Votes At The Left Column "Vote For Your Favorite CJ7-7"*

Chatting spree~