Announcement Again
Youth Aflame, this is the second notice of our meetings on Fridays.
If you received SPAM or UNCERTAIN messages from people around that our meeting currently no longer on Fridays, please ignore them and update yourself with the latest news from the reliable source, Daniel Chew(jk).
CURRENTLY, College Sub-Zone are having the meetings on Fridays. Meaning, we are not shifting yet and we're still under the same TIME & VENUE.
12th July 2008, Saturday is the day that College Sub-Zone will be launching its meetings on Saturdays, no longer held on Fridays anymore. Meaning, 11th July 2008, Friday we're not having College Sub-Zone meeting.
TIME has changed (20:00Hours/8:00PM)Please inform any members that you can think of and if you have any inquiries PLEASE contact the reliable resources DO NOT accept any resources that would start their sentences with 'I think...' or 'I heard...' The reliable resources are your cell leaders/cell interns.
!IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
BRIEFING
MISSION: DINNER DELAY
SQUAD: YOUTH AFLAME
PLEASE TAKE SPECIAL ATTENTION OR ELSE YOU'LL BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD OF WILDERNESS OUTSIDE THE CHURCH ENTRANCE AND BE ACCOMPANIED BY THE MONKEYS FROM THE MOUNTAIN.
THE OFFICIALS HAVE ORDERED ALL PLATOONS TAKE NOTE CAPTAINS! RACHEL, JUSTIN & KAH HENG PLEASE INFORM YOUR SQUAD THAT STARTING 12 JULY 2008, SATURDAY THE MEETINGS WILL BE SHIFTED FROM FRIDAY TO SATURDAY AND WILL NOT COMMENCE ON FRIDAY ANYMORE INSTEAD IT'S ON SATURDAY AT 20:00 HOURS (8PM). FOR ANY INFORMATION NOT REACHED TO THE SQUAD, WILL BE PENALISED OF STAYING ONE NIGHT OUTSIDE CAMPING WITH THE MONKEYS.
YOUTH AFLAME SQUAD TAKE NOTE THAT 12 JULY 2008, SATURDAY WE'RE COMMENCING OUR MEETINGS ON SATURDAY, NOT FRIDAY ANYMORE. FOR EVERY FIRST WEEK OF THE MONTH, CORPORATE PRAYER MEETING IS REQUIRED FOR SPECIAL WEAPONS & TACTICS TRAINING. COME AS YOU WISH SOLDIERS.
YOUTH OPERATOR OUT.
AUTHORIZED BY:
COMMANDER GENERAL
SQUAD: YOUTH AFLAME
PLEASE TAKE SPECIAL ATTENTION OR ELSE YOU'LL BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD OF WILDERNESS OUTSIDE THE CHURCH ENTRANCE AND BE ACCOMPANIED BY THE MONKEYS FROM THE MOUNTAIN.
THE OFFICIALS HAVE ORDERED ALL PLATOONS TAKE NOTE CAPTAINS! RACHEL, JUSTIN & KAH HENG PLEASE INFORM YOUR SQUAD THAT STARTING 12 JULY 2008, SATURDAY THE MEETINGS WILL BE SHIFTED FROM FRIDAY TO SATURDAY AND WILL NOT COMMENCE ON FRIDAY ANYMORE INSTEAD IT'S ON SATURDAY AT 20:00 HOURS (8PM). FOR ANY INFORMATION NOT REACHED TO THE SQUAD, WILL BE PENALISED OF STAYING ONE NIGHT OUTSIDE CAMPING WITH THE MONKEYS.
YOUTH AFLAME SQUAD TAKE NOTE THAT 12 JULY 2008, SATURDAY WE'RE COMMENCING OUR MEETINGS ON SATURDAY, NOT FRIDAY ANYMORE. FOR EVERY FIRST WEEK OF THE MONTH, CORPORATE PRAYER MEETING IS REQUIRED FOR SPECIAL WEAPONS & TACTICS TRAINING. COME AS YOU WISH SOLDIERS.
NO YOUTH SQUAD MEETINGS ON THE FIRST WEEK OF THE MONTH.SOLDIERS, TAKE HEED ON THE FOLLOWING ITEMS. TAKE NO ORDER FROM ANYONE TO CARRY LESS THAN THESE:
- TAKE NO LESS THAN 1 BIBLE WITH YOU
- TAKE YOUR YOUTH CALENDER WITH YOU
- REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR ARMOR WITH A SMILE
- COME WITH AN ATTITUDE
YOUTH OPERATOR OUT.
AUTHORIZED BY:
COMMANDER GENERAL
Weird Man
WARNING
!A Prophet From The Wilderness!
The Church of Later Saints
*There's no extra 'T' in the word 'Later'*
If you have found this man, take no further step to get near
He is officially dangerous and hazard to the living
You may find 'sigh' & wonders in him
Contact Youth Aflame if you find him wanders around Cheras
The Church of Later Saints
*There's no extra 'T' in the word 'Later'*
If you have found this man, take no further step to get nearHe is officially dangerous and hazard to the living
You may find 'sigh' & wonders in him
Contact Youth Aflame if you find him wanders around Cheras
Happy Birthday Pastor Noah!
And so it happened, our sabo plan for our dearest pastor. Throughout the whole week, I had not heard anything from anyone and thought, "Herm, maybe not many will be there". So I turned up at Chia Residence at 10pm but to my amazement, the house was crowded and the 'sharp shooters/commandos' were already loading their weapons. As minutes went by, one by one turned up for the biggest conspiracy yet. In the end, Chia residence was turned into kampung Youth Aflame.
Those who were not busy loading their weapons were sniffing? Herm.
While commandos were busy, the girls were just chilling.
Some commandos had itchy hands. Friendly fire!
The commandosAfter a hundred and one of false alarms, this time it was real. Victim was caught in a traffic jam but he is reaching soon according to reliable sources. So Kampung Youth Aflame scattered around and took their positions. We waited, and waited, and waited. Thum thum thum! We freaked out. Someone's at the door! It can't be the victim, he has keys. So we opened the door only to find Elroy and Justin. Ceh! Another false alarm. They ran up the stairs to reach here earlier than the victim.
On my count! Steady, steady.
It was a real blackout. Our hearts were thumping hard. Thumping even harder as we hear footsteps. We froze.
Attack!!
He knew about the conspiracy? Look at that smirk.
Gianna, come to papa.
As we ate the cake and settled a bit. Inside us, we were counting down the seconds to 12 midnight. Muahahaha, the evil master plan to conveniently sabo James Khor as well; killing two birds with one stone. What a bliss.
James Khor trying to escape his fate upon discovering.
Baby G: What's going on? I need to be in it as well.
James Khor was turned into a snowman.
Kononnya, led towards the toilet for washing up.
Muahahaha, our spray cans are not bought in vain! They are not cheap ma.Once again, Happy 35th Birthday Pastor! We know you know we love you.
- Fin -
CJ7-7 Part 2
WARNING
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT MAY CAUSED NAUSEA AND POSSIBLE NIGHTMARE
FOR UNDER 18 VIEWERS PLEASE WATCH WITH PARENT'S GUIDANCE
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE NOT ADVISABLE TO WATCH
FOR UNDER 18 VIEWERS PLEASE WATCH WITH PARENT'S GUIDANCE
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE NOT ADVISABLE TO WATCH
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, let's continue our CJ7-7 adventure well sorry guyz & gurlz this is our last episode for the series. Tune in to our Youth Aflame HotSpot anytime and view for latest updates. So the adventure begins... ...
Candidate #9CJ7-7 BiG Head
Wow! This CJ looks kinda different I think it's CJ kiddy time... even the tongue is GREEN! BIOHAZARD detected please somebody quarantined that... that... that THING!
To vote for CJ7-7 BiG Head sms
1-800-BH
Candidate #10CJ7-7 Head
Hmm this is ok but there's a problem... there's no BODY! and no ANTENNA! That's so cruel of human being chopping off CJ's head... *SOB* *SOB*
To vote for CJ7-7 Head sms
1-800-Head
Candidate #11CJ7-7 Furry Saddy
So cham the face, just look at that face it's so kesian. Man, the body is so small how to support the head! Look at that face people release that CJ by buying that doll!
To vote for CJ7-7 Furry Saddy sms
1-800-FS
Candidate #12CJ7-7 Soldier Like
Is this a CJ Cyborg ready for war? It looks like it, maybe I should suggest it to EA Games: Red Alert 3-War of CJz
Cool!
To vote for CJ7-7 Soldier Like sms
1-800-SL
Candidate #13CJ7-7's Chicken J
What have they done to you? A chicken little body and mouth with CJ head? What else could others think of man?!
To vote for CJ7-7's ChicJ
1-800-ChicJ
Candidate #14CJ7-7 RJ
~Yo wazzup nigga, yo dawg. People welcome RANDY J, those of you who fascinate Randy Jackson one of the American Judge, here's your dawg!
To vote for CJ7-7 RJ
1-800-RJ
Candidate #15CJ7-7 Wierd?
Erm, is this CJ guys? I think the photographer mistaken for another character? WHAT! It's CJ 7-7?!? What on earth... it has been abused with ribbons, long hands, long body with abnormal feet. Who created this?
To vote for CJ7-7 Wierd
1-800-wierd
*To Vote For Them Please Cast Your Votes At The Left Column "Vote For Your Favorite CJ7-7"*
CJ 7-7(ed)
WARNING
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT MAY CAUSED NAUSEA AND POSSIBLE NIGHTMARE
FOR UNDER 18 VIEWERS PLEASE WATCH WITH PARENT'S GUIDANCE
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE NOT ADVISABLE TO WATCH
FOR UNDER 18 VIEWERS PLEASE WATCH WITH PARENT'S GUIDANCE
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE NOT ADVISABLE TO WATCH
Ladies & Gentlemen, if you're living in Cheras area have you not noticed the fantastic varieties of CJ7 dolls selling in shop lots and pasar malam stores?? Well, if you don't SHAME on you coz today we need your vote for CJ 7-7(ed) say it with me in Cantonese CJ 7-7 so ladies & gentlemen all we need is your vote...
Candidate #1CJ7-7 Siblings
Reddy & Bluddy (pronounce as BLOODY)
Reddy said she was angry at Bluddy because Bluddy was rude so Bluddy got suffocated by Reddy, tat's y Bluddy was blue in colour(no O2) while Reddy got high blood pressure tat's y the face was red.
To vote for CJ7-7 Siblings sms
1-800-R&D
Candidate #2CJ7-7 Big Mouth
Well this looks not bad & wat's the problem... look @ tat mouth wait a minute is tat a mouth or a nose? R u thinking wat I'm thinking?
To vote for CJ7-7 Big Mouth
1-800-BMouth
Candidate #3CJ7-7 Cu-cumber body
tat's nothing wrong rite... errmm i guess they were out of idea i guess because behind it, it went for a surgery because it needs battery... wonder wat does it do??
To vote for CJ7-7 Cu-cumber body
1-800-CuBody
Candidate #4CJ7-7 Vengeful Blood
It look so 'cham' man how could they do this to CJ7-7 and that string there makes it look like blood flowing out... o my goodness wat r they teaching out there?!?
To vote for CJ7-7 Vengeful Blood
1-800-VB
Candidate #5CJ7-7's Wife
Erm I don't remember seeing CJ7-7 having a wife coming down with the spaceship maybe somehow it juz got lost in the middle of nowhere... mayb the director forgotten about it anyways CJ7-7 do need a wife to multiply rite...? ok accepted!
To vote for CJ7-7's Wife
1-800-Wife
Candidate #6CJ7-7 Amigo
Welcome 'sami roche amigo' he's a mexican for his mustache is ticker den the french and it looks more stronger den the italian spaghetti. With its stunning eyes I guess you are Mexican Alienz
To vote for CJ7-7 Amigo
1-800-Amigo
Candidate #7CJ7-7 Supermodel
Everybody give it up to CJ7-7 Supermodel, with its curvy shape eyes and stunning lips tat's our supermodel! way to go CJ7-7 Supermodel
To vote for CJ7-7 Supermodel
1-800-Supermodel
*To Vote For Them Please Cast Your Votes At The Left Column "Vote For Your Favorite CJ7-7"*
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